FRIDAY, MAY 21st, 2010 - If you are looking for something different this weekend - there will be a "Teen Idol Contest" at the Dunnville Secondary School - dunnvilleteenidol@hotmail.com .

SUNDAY, MAY 23rd, 2010 - We celebrate Pentacost - join us at 10.30 for morning worship - Rev. Matt Mckay leading. Please wear something Red, Orange or Yellow!

MONDAY, MAY 24th, 2010 - Victoria Day and if you are in the city, or back in the city, Fireworks at Ashbridges Bay 9:30 pm - Ashbridges Bay Park, Coxwell and the Lakeshore.

SATURDAY, MAY 29th, 2010 - Join us for a "Garden Digging Day" at the church. Please bring garden tools, a wheelbarrow if you have one,and if you can, a bag of potting soil for our pots. There will be a load of topsoil delivered and it will have to be moved to the new beds on Avion. 9:00 - 12:00 For information call Elizabeth Adam, Heather Crisp or Debbie Murray.

10:00 am - 1:00 pm Doors Open Toronto - Beach Walking Tour. Meet up at the Beaches Library, Queen & Lee Avenue.

SATURDAY, JUNE 5th, 2010 - Beach United Church, 140 Wineva Avenue, continue their Jazz Vespers Series with David Occhipinti and Mike Murley, guitar and saxophone at 4:30 pm

SUNDAY, JUNE 6th, 2010 - The East York Choir presents "Stage Song" at 3:00 pm Eastminster United Church, 310 Danforth Avenue, (Chester subway) for information www.eastyorkchoir.ca

NOTE: Most of us stay after morning worship for a coffee, a treat and a chat to someone interesting! These "after church" morsels are provided by four teams of members - mostly women - who could use your help. For more information contact Elisabeth Grant. You might consider bringing some milk or cream, some cookies, whatever. The teams provide this service for a month at a time.

MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support the Reverend Glenn Inglis as he serves as the Executive Director of the Blantyre Synod Development Commission. He helps the Commission develop livelihoods in three of the poorest districts in southern Malawi; community based child care programs; and HIV program focusing on prevention and home based care; and human rights, gender and advocacy programs. It also provides food and support in times of emergency. Glenn is working to strengthen the Synod's relief and development programs, develop sound management and accounting systems, promote leadership development and strengthen and renew relations with partners and donors.

SATURDAY JUNE 12th, 2010 - Beaches Lawn Sale. 9:00 am - noon. Please think about what you might donate in the way of books, household items or something for the bake table. Drop off at the church most mornings or Friday evening June 11th. We will need people to work the sale, people to set up and take down after the event......if you can help in any way please call Debbie Murray or Linda Seiler for details.


MORE FROM THE STUDENT'S EXAMS:

Q. Steve is driving his car. He is travelling at 60feet/second and the speed limit is 40 mph. Is Steve speeding?
A. He could find out by checking his speedometer!

Q. Give a reason why people would want to live near power lines.
A. You get your electricity faster!

Q. What is a vibration?
A. There are good vibrations and bad vibrations. Good vibrations were discovered in the 1960's!

Q. Where was Hadrian's Wall built?
A. Around Hadrian's garden!

Q. The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
A. Malaria!!!

Have a great weekend and a good week. MB