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Tidbits March 25, 2010
THURSDAY, MARCH 25TH, 2010 - Lenten Film Festival continues - tonight at 7:00 - "Walk on Water" a journey into the heart of an Israeli Secret Service agent who is trying to find and assassinate an elderly German war criminal. A story of transformation and redemption. SATURDAY, MARCH 27th, 2010 - 7:00 pm - Heather Chappell, Vince Peets and David Linderman - an evening of informal gospel music. David Linderman is a member of The Lost Pilgrims and all proceeds from this concert go to the work of WindReach Farm. Burns Presbyterian Church, Ashburn, Ontario - 20 mins north of Whitby. SATURDAY, MARCH 27th, 2010 - EARTH DAY - from 8:30 - 9:30 turn off your lights, radios, TV's, etc. SUNDAY, MARCH 28TH, 2010 - PALM SUNDAY - join with us for an intergenerational service .. Following the service Michael Brett will be looking for volunteers to hand deliver our Holy Week flyers to the church neighbourhood. High School students could pick up some volunteer hours. Michael Brett will also be co-ordinating a Vigil for Holy Saturday. The intent is to spend an hour at the church in prayer, meditation, reading etc. He will be looking to fill time slots from perhaps 11:00 pm - 7:00 pm. The Vigil can be extended depending on the number of people who come forward. First come first serve to get your hour of choice. Michael has claimed 2:00 - 3:00 pm. Speak to Michael on Sunday. 7:00 pm - Knox Presbyterian Church Senior Choir are presenting "The Seven Last Words of Christ from the Cross" sung in English. free admission - 630 Spadina Avenue. www.knoxtoronto.org HOLY WEEK - Walking the Way of the Cross. A week of private meditations. Monday - Isaiah 42: 1-9 Psalm 36: 5-11 Hebrews 9: 11-15 John 12: 1-11 Prayer of the day: Almightly and ever-living God, in tender love for all our human race you sent your Son our Saviour Jesus Christ to take our flesh and suffer death upon a cross. Grant that we may follow the example of his great humility, and share in the glory of his resurrection; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Tuesday: Isaiah 49: 1-7 Psalm 71: 1-14 1st Corinthians 1: 18-31 John 12: 20-36 Prayer of the day: Almighty God, your Son Jesus Christ taught the people the way of righteousness and judgement. Grant us a ready mind and a willing spirit to learn from him all that you would teach us, and keep us watchful for his coming and diligent in his work; through the same Jesus Christ our Lord. Wednesday: Isaiah 50: 4-9a Psalm 70 Hebrews 12:1-3 John 13: 21-32 Prayer of the day: Almighty God, your Son Jesus Christ withdrew to the quiet of Bethany to prepare himself for his passion. In the fellowship of his suffering, strengthen us to be more than conquerors in our trials and temptations, that whether betrayed by friends or hurt by enemies we may remain steadfast in our faith unto the end; through the same Jesus Christ our Lord. Maundy Thursday: Exodus 12: 1-14 Psalm 116 1st Corinthians 11: 23-26 John 13: 1-17, 31b-35 Prayer of the day: Holy God, source of all love, on the night before he died Jesus gave his disciples a new commandment to love one another as he had loved them. Write this commandment in our hearts. Give us the will to be the servant of others as he was the servant of all, who gave up his life and died for us, Jesus Christ our Lord. Good Friday: Isaiah 52: 13-53 Psalm 22 Hebrews 10: 16-25 OR Hebrews 4: 14-16, 5: 7-9 John 18: 1-19, 42 Prayer of the day: Almighty God, your Son Jesus Christ endured the cross for our sake. Remove from us all coldness and cowardice of heart, and give us courage to take up our cross and follow him, through the same Jesus Christ our Lord. Holy Saturday: Job 14: 1-14 OR Lamentations 3: 1-9, 19-24 Psalm 31: 1-4, 15-16, 1st.Peter 4: 1-8 Matthew 27: 57-66 OR John 19: 38-42 Prayer of the day: O God, creator of heaven and earth, as the crucified body of your dear Son was laid in the tomb and rested on this holy Sabbath, so may we await with him the coming of the third day and rise with him to newness of life; through the same Jesus Christ our Lord. MAUNDAY THURSDAY, APRIL 1st, 2010 - 6:00 Join us for a light supper of soup, fruit and cheese, followed by a service in the sanctuary. This is a service not to be missed. NOTE: We are still looking for some volunteers to make bread for communion. Please call Elisabeth Grant. More from the Grandparents: A grandmother was telling her granddaughter what he own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire and it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!" I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colours yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what colour it was. She would tell me and was always correct. If was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!" A six year old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh, she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go and get her. Then, when we are done having her visit, we take her back to the airport." Have a blessed week. MB
Tidbits March 18, 2010
THURSDAY, MARCH 18th, 2010 - Don Anderson would like to thank everyone who stayed last Sunday to help lift the piano while the new wheels were put in place. Two or three of you, Don didn't know and in the confusion didn't get to say anything. So, on his behalf, thank you, you know who you are! All of your hard work was really appreciated. Lent is gearing up as we draw closer to Holy Week. Join us tonight for a powerful film starring Meryl Streep, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Amy Adams. "Doubt". Our Lenten Film Festival continues tonight at 7:00 at the church. Next week's film is Walk on Water. FRIDAY, MARCH 19th, 2010 - LOST PILGRIMS CONCERT - at Westminster Presbyterian Church, 154 Floyd Avenue, west of Pape and north of Danforth. Reception at 7:00 concert at 7:30 .. All proceeds will go towards the replacement of the roof on the church building. For more information, or tickets, contact Alex Bisset at wabisset@rogers.com SUNDAY, MARCH 21st, 2010 - Fifth Sunday in Lent - join us for morning worship at 10.30 am - led by Rev. Matt McKay. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 24th, 2010 - St. Andrew's Church continue their Lenten Meditations series at 12:00 noon. This week is "The Humiliation of the King" - speaker is Dr. Laura Alary. SATURDAY, MARCH 27th, 2010 - Concert at Burns Presbyterian Church, Ashburn, Ontario in support of WindReach Farms. Heather Chappell performing, as well as David Linderman. For information http://www.burnschurch.org/adults/heatherdavid-concert.html MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support Denise Van Wissen, a nutritionist working with the Fraternidad de Presbiteriales Mayas in Guatemala. Denise offers basic nutrition education workshops to women's groups and works with a group of nutrition promoters to further educate efforts in health and nutrition. She helps the Fraternidad with program planning, monitoring and evaluation and preparation of annual reports. Denise appreciates the richness of Guatemalan culture and gives thanks to God for the privilege of working with and serving Mayan women. SUNDAY, MARCH 28th, 2010 - Knox Presbyterian Church, Spadina, Their Senior choir will present "The Seven Last Words of Christ from the Cross" at 7:00 pm free admission. GRAND KIDS!! She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she had done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper goodbye!" I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper goodbye. My young grandson called the other day to wish me a Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was and I told him 62. He was quiet for a moment and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more ranbunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three year old say, with a trembling voice. "Who was THAT?" Have a good week. MB
Tidbits March 4, 2010
THURSDAY, MARCH 4th, 2010 - Eat some chocolate - dark - it's good for you! LENT INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL continues - 7:00 pm - Sunshine Cleaning, starring Amy Adams, Emily Blunt and Alan Arkin. Popcorn and drinks provided. FRIDAY, MARCH 5th, 2010 - 2:00 pm - World Day of Prayer service at Queen Street East, Presbyterian Church ( at Carlaw ). Program written by the women of Cameroon. All welcome. SATURDAY, MARCH 6th, 2010 - 4:30 pm - Jazz Vespers Series at Beach United Church, 140 Wineva Avenue. Featuring Joe Sealy and Paul Novotyny. Free-will offering. The Shakespeare Readers read "The Merchant of Venice", 2:00 pm - 4:00 pm at the Beaches Library. SUNDAY, MARCH 7th, 2010 - Join us for worship at 10:30 am, Third Sunday of Lent. Worship leader Rev. Matt McKay. Music at Glenview series - 7:00 pm - featuring the Glenview Concert Choir and Toronto Community Orchestra, with our own, Susan Kopulos and Catherine Inglis. An evening of classical music. Refreshments following. A free-will offering will be taken. Glenview Presbyterian is south of Lawrence on the west side of Yonge. MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... help International Ministries equip leaders to share the gospel in Ghana and Malawi. Three Presbyterian Churches of Ghana lay training centres - Ramsayer, Nsaba, and Tamale - each receive annual grants of $5000.00. Zomba Theological College in Malawi, an ecumenical seminary that trains ministers for the Church of Central Africa Presbyterian, received $10,000.00 each year. Theological Education by Extension (TEEM) in Malawi, which provides theological education for lay people and clergy in remote areas, receives $3,000.00 yearly. Our gifts are helping ministers and lay leaders to share the good news in Ghana and Malawi. Let us pray for teachers and students in theological schools around the world. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 10th, 2010 - St. Andrew's King Street, Lenten Meditation Services continue. This week The Rev. Dr. Peter Holmes, of Yorkminster Park Baptist Church leads - "The Trial before the Religious Community". 12:00 noon: Organ selections; 12:15 Meditation; 12:45 Lunch. FRIDAY, MARCH 19th, 2010 - THE LOST PILGRIMS at Westminister Presbyterian Church, 154 Floyd Avenue, west of Pape and north of Danforth. Reception at 7:00 pm - concert at 7:30 pm. Tickets are $12:00 in advance, $15:00 at the door. $10.00 for children. This is a fund raising concert for Alex Bisset's church and all proceeds will go towards the replacement of the roof on the church building. For information contact wabisset@rogers.com MORE OXYMORONS - If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting? - If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? - Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? - Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? - How come abbreviated is such a long word? Have a good week - MB
Tidbits February 25, 2010
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25TH, 2010 - "Why did the Presbyterian cross the road? To get to the middle!" .... LENTEN FILM FESTIVAL - 7:00 - My House in Umbria, starring Dame Maggie Smith. Popcorn provided. Get out of the bad weather, join us for a fun evening. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 27TH, 2010 - Concert at St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church, 115 St. Andrew's Road, Scarborough. THE LOST PILGRIMS Toronto Beach Chorale presents "Sweet Sixteen" at Beach United Church. 7:30 pm - a concert to shake off the February Blahs featuring hits of the 50's, 60's, and 70"s. Tickets $20.00 - www.torontobeachchorale.com SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 28th, 2010 - Join us for worship, 10.30 am - Rev. Matt McKay leading......continuing our Lenten journey. FEBRUARY 28th - MARCH 7th - Model Train Show at 17 Jeavons Avenue, Birchmount & Danforth, 11:00 am - 4:00 pm. Two floors of operating HO and N scale railroads. Adults $5.00, children $2.00 - www.scarborough-model-railroaders.org WEDNESDAY, MARCH 3rd, 2010 - St. Andrew's King Street, Lenten Noonhour Meditations - The Garden of Gethsemane, The Rev. Tom Vais, Thornhill Presbyterian Church. 12:00 noon. THURSDAY, MARCH 4th, 2010 - Beaches Book Club Meeting - 7:00 - 8:15 pm Beaches Library. SATURDAY, MARCH 6th, 2010 - 4:30 pm - Jazz Vespers Series at Beach United Church, 140 Wineva Avenue - Joe Sealy and Paul Novotny SUNDAY, MARCH 7th, 2010 - 12:45 - 7:00 pm Green Awakening Network/Greening Sacred Spaces forum hosted by Eastminster United Church 310 Danforth Avenue. There will be five workshops. Registration is $30.00 to register call 905-771-5124 or greenawakening@tucc.ca MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... connect congregations and individuals with long-term mission partners around the world, through mission visits organized by The Presbyterian Church in Canada's Mission Interpretation program. These trips allow participants to gain first-hand mission experience and build deeper connections with our mission partners. Jay Brenzil writes of his experience in Guatemala, "I always thought that "doing mission" meant doing work projects. I have learned that mission is not about doing work for others, but about working with others: forming relationships and bettering ourselves." Let us pray for Mission Interpretation staff and for congregations who participate in mission visits that encourage and support our mission partners. PAR Program - Please speak to, or write Sheila MacDonald at sheilamac34@rogers.com if you wish to contribute to the church with monthly bank/credit card withdrawals. FOR THOSE ALREADY ON PAR, please let Julie or the office know if you wish to continue receiving a box of envelopes. We need to know by MARCH 14th. AFTER WORSHIP REFRESHMENTS: If this is something you enjoy, perhaps you would consider becoming a part of this group. We have four groups of people who provide these treats for a month at a time. However, they need more help. Speak to Elisabeth and she can assign you to a group or you could just offer to supply some treats. Please think about this. MORE OXYMORONS: - Doesn't " expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? - Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? - Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? - Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? - If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? Have a good week - MB
Tidbits February 18, 2010
It's Lent 2010 - what are you giving up? THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18th, 2010 - 7:30 pm - the first film of our Lenten Film Festival - Tom Hanks in Cast Away. Popcorn and drinks are available. Bring a friend, bring your family. Good food, good prices, good friends. Next Week - "My House in Umbria - Maggie Smith and Ronny Barker. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 20th, 2010 - Beaches 3rd Annual Kids Program Open House - 10:00 am - 2:00 pm Beaches Recreation Centre Gym. - 2:00 pm - Movie - The Golden Rule by filmmaker Tina Petrova - Beaches Library SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 21st, 2010 - First Sunday in Lent, join us for worship at 10:30 am Rev. Matt. McKay leading. TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 23rd, 2010 - 6:00 pm - Riverdale Public Library - Reading and Writing Mysteries. NOTE: PAR Program - Please speak to, or write to Sheila MacDonald if you wish to contribute to the church with monthly bank/credit card withdrawals. FOR THOSE ALREADY ON PAR, please let Julie or the office know if you wish to continue getting a box of envelopes. We need to know by March 14th, 2010. sheilamac34@rogers.com or office@beacheschurch.org WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 24th, 2010 - St. Andrew's Church, King Street, Noonhour Meditation series - The Rev. Dr. Karen Dimock - "The Last Supper" - 12:00 Organ selections; 12:15 Meditation; 12:45 Lunch. Wednesday afternoon at the movies - Beaches Library - 2:00 pm - "Bandwagon" MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support Saskatoon Native Circle Ministry (SNCM), an inner city ministry offering food and friendship to those in need in downtown Saskatoon. The Rev. Stewart Folster works to establish a relationship of caring and trust with everyone who comes through the front door of the drop-in centre. He invites people to SNCM's healing circle and worship service, which are held in the same building, and helps them to feel that they belong. "We are trying to provide a place where street people can drop in and feel at home," says Stewart. "I think we are like family, and we take care of each other." Let us pray for Saskatoon Native Circle Ministry and for Stewart, as he works to make a difference in the lives of people struggling to survive in inner city Saskatoon. SATURDAY, MARCH 6th, 2010 - 4:30 pm - Jazz Vespers Series - Beach United Church, 140 Wineva Avenue - Joe Sealy and Paul Novotny. AND FROM TWO OF OUR VERY OWN - Q: How can God be omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent?? A: "The Holy Ghost can split into a whole bunch of ghosts, which can fly everywhere!" A: "God is like a really big puzzle ... maybe 100 pieces - that are scattered all over the place, but you can put them altogether to make one thing!" Have a good week - MB
Tidbits February 11, 2010
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11th, 2010 - FYI - This will be the third Olympics that Canada has hosted but the first in British Columbia. The Olympic Games were cancelled in 1916, 1940 and 1944 due to the First and Second World Wars. The ancient games ran for one day, changing to a five day event in the 5th century. The participants were Greek men and the winners received a wreath of wild olive leaves. SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 14TH, 2010 - Join us for worship at 10.30 am - Rev. Matt McKay leading. We will celebrate communion. 7:00 pm - St. Andrews, King Street, a Jazz Concert celebrating the music of Mardi Gras. As well as a contribution towards St. Andrews "88 Keys" piano campaign, the profits from this event will be directed towards the Haitian Relief Fund of PWS&D. www.standrewstoronto.org/jazz WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17th, 2010 - 7:30 - Ash Wednesday quiet service of reflection. 12:00 noon - Begins St. Andrews, King Street, annual Lenten Meditation noonhour services. 12:00 noon organ slections, 12:15 Meditation, 12:45 lunch THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18th, 2010 - 7:00 pm Beaches Lent International Film Festival. Our first film is Cast Away, with Tom Hanks. Join us for a fun, relaxed evening. Popcorn provided. MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support the Rev. Charles McNeil as he ministers with Cariboo Presbyterian Church in the Cariboo-Chilcotin Region of British Columbia. This house church ministry serves those in rural and remote areas who are out of reach of the traditional church. Charles spends must of his time teaching and instructing elders and others through Bible study and short courses. He also provides pastoral care and attention to those who want nothing to do with the church. He says, "Being as Christ to a range of people is a calling, a challenge and a privilege." Let us pray for Charles, the house church elders, and all those who are part of Cariboo Presbyterian Church, as they continue to be faithful, obedient and present - as Christ to the Cariboo. MORE OXYMORONS: Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? Why do "tug" boats push their barges? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ballgame" when we are already there? Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? Have a good week - I will be watching the games! MB
Tidbits February 4, 2010
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4th, 2010 - FYI - The first Olympic Winter Games were held in 1924, in Chamonix, France. Canada competed and won Canada's first gold medal. In it's first four hockey games, Canada beat Switzerland 33-0, Czechoslovakia 30-0, Sweden 22-0, Great Britain 19-2 before winning with a 6-1 victory over the U.S. in the final. The sport of bobsleigh didn't begin until the late 19th century when the Swiss attached a steering mechanism to a toboggan. The five Olympic rings represent the five major regions of the world: Africa, the Americas, Asia, Europe and Oceania. Every national flag in the world includes at least one of the five colours, which are blue, yellow, black, green and red. The torch relay in 2010 is the longest relay in Olympic history. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 6th, 2010 - Beach United Church, 140 Wineva Avenue, are hosting a Jazz Vespers Series. Vespers begin at 4:30 pm - the first one features the Malvern Dance Band. SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7th, 2010 - Join us for morning worship at 10:30 - Rev. Matt McKay leading. Following worship, do join us for our annual general meeting. This is an important meeting - we have some serious decisions to make about the future of our church. Bring a sandwich, grab a coffee and return to the sanctuary. SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 14th, 2010 - St. Andrews, King Street - 7:00 pm - A jazz concert celebrating the music of Mardi Gras. As well as a contribution towards St. Andrew's "88 Keys" piano campaign, the profits from this event will be directed towards the Haitian Relief Fund of PWS&D. www.standrewstoronto.org/jazz WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17th, 2010 - To begin the season of Lent an Ash Wednesday quiet service of reflection - 7:30pm. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17th, 2010 - 12:00 noon - Begins the St. Andrew's, King Street, annual Lenten Meditation noonhour services. "24 hours that changed the world". Ash Wednesday Service. 12 noon Organ selections 12:15 Meditation, 12.45 lunch. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18th, 2010 - 7:00 pm - Beaches Lent International Film Festival. Our first film is Cast Away, starring Tom Hanks and a volleyball! Join us for a relaxed fun evening. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 27th, 2010 -To celebrate their 50th Anniversary, Guildwood Community Presbyterian Church is hosting a Concert series which includes "Variations" featuring Michelle Kettrick, soprano, Tom Doherty, Tenor, Mark Ruhnke, baritone, Rick Humphrey, piano and tenor and Carmine Lappano, piano and tenor. Come and hear Bach's Concerto in D Minor played on two grand pianos. Part of the proceeds will go to support Inter-Christian Health Ministries. Tickets for individual concerts are $20.00 each or all four for $75.00. gcpc.50th.tickets@rogers.com MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... help support West Shore Presbyterian Church in Victoria, B.C. This small congregation has a big heart and big ideas. Their blend of contemporary and traditional worship is currently held in a renovated house which can accommodate about 60 people, "if everyone holds their breath!". They are hoping to begin building a new church soon. The church minister in the community by conducting services at three seniors care facilities and collecting food items for the West Shore Food Bank. Let us pray for West Shore as it serves the needs of members, reaches out to the community and plans for a building of it's own. NOTE: Caroline deKloet is part of a team from Toronto that is serving in Whistler for the Olympics. Susan McAlister's sister was one of the torch bearers in Alberta. OXYMORONS:!! Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Have a good week. MB
Tidbits January 28th, 2010
THURSDAY, JANUARY 28th, 2010 - "There is no such thing as a good tax!" - Winston Churchill SUNDAY, JANUARY 31st, 2010 - Join us for morning worship at 10.30 - Rev. Matt McKay leading. HAITI RELIEF DONATIONS: The best way is to donate to Presbyterian World Service and Development or the Canadian Red Cross. Donating as individuals directly ensures that the money is matched by the Canadian Government and then sent on to support the relief effort as quickly as possible. Both organizations have secure online donation options or you can send a cheque directly. Also, for the next few weeks our Blessing Bowl will be dedicated to God's people in Haiti. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 6th, 2010 - Music for the Soul - Jazz Vespers Series. 4:30 pm at Beach United Church, 140 Wineva Avenue. 416-691-8082 - February 6th features the Malvern Dance Band. SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7th, 2010 - Join us for morning worship at 10.30 followed by our Annual General Meeting. Bring a sandwich, grab a coffee and join us in the sanctuary for this very important meeting. It is urgent that as many of you attend as is possible, we have had to make some hard decisions for the future of our church. Childcare will be provided. SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 14th, 2010 - 7:00 pm - A Jazz Concert celebrating the "Music of Mardi Gras" - St. Andrew's Church, King Street. As well as a contribution towards St. Andrew's "88 Keys" piano campaign, the profits from this event will be directed towards the Haitian Relief Fund of Presbyterian World Service and Development. Tickets are $20.00, $15.00 for students. www.standrewstoronto.org WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17th, 2010 - Quiet service marking the beginning of the season of Lent. 7:30 pm THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18th, 2010 - LENT INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL - 7:00 pm Our first film is Cast Away starring Tom Hanks. Join us for a fun evening, bring a friend. MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... have supported the Rev. Arlene Onuoha's work in Nigeria with the Presbyterian Church of Nigeria for more than 20 years. Arlene has left a legacy of people continuing to do mission and ministry in Nigeria. She taught and inspired church workers, evangelists, diaconal workers and ministers - and worked with women, children and youth in various capacities. She also equipped the church through her work in Christian education and administration at the General Assembly level. Arlene has now returned to Canada and is doing deputation as she seeks a call. Let us thank God for Arlene and her many years of dedicated service, and pray for her as she moves into ministry in Canada. CHECK OUT: dowhatyoucan.ca - Electronics do not belong in landfill. Drop off unwanted computers, monitors, keyboards, mice, televisions, desktop printers and fax machines at designated collection locations across Ontario. This website will list places where we can all do this. more from the children on "what is love?" Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day - Mary Ann - age 4 You really shouldn't say "I love you" unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget. Jessica - age 8 and the final one - The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbour was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy, went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his mother asked what he had said to the neighbour, the little boy said, "nothing, I just helped him cry!". Have a good week - MB
Tidbits January 22, 2010
FRIDAY, JANUARY 22nd, 2010 - "When suffering is shared, it's weight is divided. And when joy is shared, the delight is multiplied." Sue Monk Kidd SUNDAY, JANUARY 24th, 2010 - 10:30 am - Join us for worship, Rev. Matt McKay leading. MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1st, 2010 - Fallingbrook Presbyterian is hosting a lecture "Improve your Sleep and Health" as a follow-up to last year's "Live Long, Live Well" lecture. The cost is $10.00 plus two cans of soup which will be used as exercise weights and then donated to the food bank. Proceeds will support the Toronto East General Hospital Oncology BestEverSleep Cushion project. RSVP in advance at 416-699-3084 for your ticket number. www.fallingbrookpresbyterian.com SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7th, 2010 - BEACHES ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING.....right after morning worship. Bring a sandwich, grab a coffee and join us in the sanctuary for this very important gathering. It is urgent that as many people attend as is possible - we have to make some hard decisions for the future of our church. The Annual Report will be ready for pickup on Sunday. MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support Dr. Rick Allen, a community Health physician working with the Presbyterian Church of East Africa to educate people about HIV and AIDS. This year is the twelfth year of the PCEA's AIDS programs, which equip lay people and ministers to teach people both within the church and in the community about HIV. Rick also teaches at the Presbyterian University of East Africa, which opened last fall. Rich says, "As always, I see the hand of God in this work." Let us pray for Rick and the PCEA as they work to prevent the spread of HIV and AIDS in Kenya. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17th, 2010 - 7:30 pm - Ash Wednesday service marks the beginning of Lent, the season of Ash and Fire. Join us for this simple, quiet service as we begin to move forward to Easter. Watch for more details of our Beaches First Annual Lenten Film Festival. Some of the films to catch are Shadowlands, Sir Anthony Hopkins and Debra Winger. Doubt, Meryl Streep, Philip Seymour Hoffman. MORE CHILDREN'S VIEW OF LOVE During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was he only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore. Cindy - age 8 My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night. Clare - age 6 Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford. Chris - age 7. I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones. Lauren - age 4 When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you!! Karen - age 7 Have a good week - MB
Tidbits January 15, 2010
FRIDAY, JANUARY 15th, 2010 - No one ever went to their deathbed saying, "You know, I wish I'd eaten more rice cakes!" SUNDAY, JANUARY 17th, 2010 - Join us for worship at 10:30 - Rev. Matt McKay leading. MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1st, 2010 - Fallingbrook Presbyterian is hosting an "Improve Your Sleep and Health" lecture entitled "Blissful Sleep Workshop". This is a sequel to last year's "Live Long, Live Well" lecture. Tickets are $10.00 plus two cans of soup which will be used as exercise weights during the workshop, then donated to the food bank. 416-699-3084 to reserve. www.fallingbrokepresbyterian.com SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7th, 2010 - PLAN FOR OUR BEACHES ANNUAL CONGREGATIONAL MEETING. This is probably the most important Annual Meeting we have held in the past many years. It is urgent that everyone attend - we have come through some very hard economic times and we have to make some deep cuts as well as some very hard decisions. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17th, 2010 - Ash Wednesday Evening Service marks the beginning of Lent. Watch for details of our Beaches First Annual Lenten Film Festival. Our Advent Film Festival was so well received we are doing another. More details to be announced. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 20th, 2010 - 7th Annual Community Ping Pong-a-thon. A fundraiser for Churches by the Bluffs Food Bank. Birchcliff Bluffs United Church, Warden & Kingston Road. We will keep the ball in motion from 9:00 am to 9:00 pm. Everyone is invited to join in the fun.....as a participant or an onlooker. Marian Martin 416-699-6221 MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support the Ecumenical Chaplaincy at the University of Toronto. Heather Paton, a student at Knox College, who volunteers with the chaplaincy, says that life for students can be very stressful and overwhelming. "People may not have friendships and they can be isolated from their home congregations. They need to find a place to connect in terms of their spiritual life and their faith. I think the chaplaincy provided a good starting point for that - it can connect people with different opportunities for worship and faith community." Chaplain Ralph Wushke says, "This is an important ministry and an important opportunity for national churchs to be in ministry with students who either are the church today or to some degree can still become the church today as they seek out their spiritual paths." Let us pray for the Ecumenical Chaplaincy at U of T and for the thirteen other University chaplaincies supported by Presbyterians Sharing. MORE CHILDREN'S VIEW OF LOVE Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday - Noelle, age 7. Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well. - Tommy, age 6 Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken. Elaine, age 5 If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate. Nikka, age 6. Have a good week - Marlene Barnett
Tidbits December 18, 2009
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18th, 2009 - one week to go! SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20th, 2009 - join us for worship at 10.30 am - the fourth Sunday of Advent. Rev. Matt McKay leading. This Sunday we celebrate with the children and our annual Christmas play. MONDAY, DECEMBER 21st, 2009 - join us for our Longest Night service - 7.30 pm. A quiet service of prayer and healing. A group of us joined together on Thursday to experience the last of the four films in our Advent Film Festival. For all of us, it was a great success and we look forward to a similar event during Lent. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 24th, 2009 - Join us for worship, carols and Communion at 6:30 pm. and/or Late night communion at 11:00 pm MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support new ministries across Canada, including Trinity Presbyterian Church in Winnipeg. While the congregation waits for a permanent home, services are held at a local movie theatre. The theatre is an excellent land mark and is just down the street from the property that awaits a church building. Sheila, a member of Trinity, writes; "I feel God's spirit here in fresh exciting ways. I'm looking forward to sharing the challenge and growing with this congregation." Let us pray for Trinity Presbyterian Church as it moves towards having a church building of it's own. Several people have asked me to include the following again this year. From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality which the children could remember. - The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ. - Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments. - Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love. - The four calling birds were the four Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. - The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the old testament. - The six geese a-laying stood for the six days of creation. - Seven swans a-swimming represented the sevenfold gifts of the Holy Spirit - Prophesy, Serving, Teaching, Exhortation, Contribution, Leadership and Mercy. - The eight maids a-milking were the eight beatitudes. - Nine ladies dancing the the nine fruits of the Holy Spirit - Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentlemess and Self Control. - The ten lords a-leaping were the ten commandments. - The eleven pipers piping stood for the eleven faithful disciples. - The twelve drummers drumming symbolized the twelve points of belief in the Apostles' Creed. Merry - Twelve Days of - Christmas, everyone! AND FROM THE CHILDREN ON THE SUBJECT OF LOVE! Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK - Danny, age 7. Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss! - Emily, age 8. Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen! Bobby, age 7. Have a great "Christmas" holiday - there will not be a Tid Bits next week or the week after. MB
Tidbits December 10, 2009
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 10th, 2009 - 7:00 pm - the third film in the Advent Film Festival. The theme this week of Advent is Love - the film for this evening is "Love Actually" with Colin Firth, Emma Thompson, Liam Neeson, Hugh Grant and several more. Join us for a fun evening. SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13th, 2009 - Third Sunday in Advent - Join us for worship at 10.30 am - led by Rev. Matt McKay, we will celebrate communion. SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13th, 2009 - 4:00 - 5:30 - A reading of Charles Dicken's A Christmas Carol - if you have not ordered your tickets, you can call the church office before noon. Great group of readers as well as musicians. Hope to see you all there! MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support Brian Johnston, an English and music teacher at the Theological Seminary of the Hungarian Reformed Church in Cluj, Romania. Brian leads two choirs which are comprised of students who want to further their English skills and proclaim the good news of Christ's love through singing. Brian also works at children's summer camps in Hungary, Croatia and Romania, using music and photography as teaching tools. Brians quotes some words spoken at the beginning of a recent concert" "Music is the creation and gift from God which comforts us, gives us peace and renews our spirit and energy. God the artist, in giving us this wonderful creation, not only unites us more closely but also connects us more deeply to God Himself." Let us pray for Brian and his choirs as they continue to sing God's praises. MONDAY, DECEMBER 14th, 2009 - The Boarding Homes Christmas Party. Every year we support the Boarding Homes Ministry by putting on a Christmas party for the men. BPC buys dinner and the congregation supports by putting together gift baskets for the men in the home. The gifts you supply are much appreciated; for some these will be the only gifts they receive. Contact Mary Rae Shantz - mrs_504@hotmail.com . Contributions will be collected up to Sunday, December 13th. PLAN FOR: December 20th - Advent 4 - and the Christmas Play. December 21st, The Longest Night Service at 7:30 pm - a quiet service of prayer and healing. December 24th, Christmas Eve services, 6:30 pm Lessons, Carols and family time - and late night communion - 11:00 pm AFTER CHRISTMAS: - Check out the amazing exhibition Body Worlds & the Story of the Heart at the Ontario Science Center. It runs from October 9th through February 28th, 2010 this increddible exhibition will give you an intimate look at the human body, health and disease, and the intricate world of the cardiovascular system with over 200 human specimens. visit www.OntarioScienceCentre.ca for show times and more info. NOTE: On a more sombre note - Based on the usual December givings, the Stewardship and Finance Committee are projecting that the Budget will be underfunded by $13,000.00. They are asking for your prayerful consideration. "NICE STUFF" A group of professional people posed this question to a group of four to eight year olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. - When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love. Rebecca - age 8 - When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth. Billy - age 4. - Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other! Karl - age 5 - Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs. Chrissy - age 6 - Love is what makes you smile when you're tired. Terri - age 4 Enjoy, and have a good week - MB
Tidbits December 3, 2009
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 3rd, 2009 - Join us tonight at 7:00 pm for the second film in the First Annual Advent International Film Festival - tonight the Advent theme is Peace and the film is "And When Did you Last See Your Father?" with Colin Firth, Jim Broadbent and Juliet Stevenson. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4th, 2009 - The Glen Soderholm Christmas Concert - this year for the first time it is being held in Toronto. The Good Shepherd Community Church, Warden and Steeles area, 7:30 pm. SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6th, 2009 - Join us for worship at 10.30 - Second Sunday in Advent - led by Rev. Matt McKay. After worship, plan for a pot luck lunch, and an open meeting of the Refugee Committee and at the same time, we will be writing letters for Amnesty International. SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6th, 2009 - 3:00 pm - The East York Choir is performing "To Drive the Cold Winter Away" to celebrate the season with carols from around the world at Eastminster United Church, 310 Danforth Avenue, (Chester Subway). www.eastyorkchoir.ca AND Later the same day - Music at Glenview presents a Christmas Carol Sing from 7:30 pm to 8:30 pm. Glenview Presbyterian Church, 1 Glenview Avenue, south of Lawrence Subway. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11th, 2009 - The Upper Canada Choristers present "A Partridge in a Pear Tree" at Grace Church on the Hill. 8:00 pm uppercanadachoristers.org MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... help to create ministries in new regions and in new ways. Burnaby Taiwanese Presbyterian Church in Burnaby, B.C. was officially constituted in 2008. It is the only Taiwanese Church in Burnaby and the north-east Greater Vancouver area. Sermons are in Taiwanese, and a home-made Taiwanese lunch is served after each service. The congregation reaches out through various programs, including choir, pastoral visits, Sunday school, bible studies and gatherings for different age groups. The church shares a building with Brentwood Presbyterian Church and a Montessori kindergarten, so most daytime gatherings are held in family homes and a rented space at a local United Church. Please pray for Burnaby Taiwanese Church as it continues to reach out to the growing Taiwanese community in the Burnaby area. SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13th, 2009 - 4:00 PM - Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol - A dramatic reading with musical interludes featuring readings by Colm Feore, Donna Feore, Peter Oundjian, Tom Allen and Michael Brett. Music performed by Lori Gemmell, Harp, Larry Larson, Trumpet, John Abberger, Oboe, Gretchen Abberger, Violin, Don Anderson, Piano, Wesley Allen, Bass, The Beaches Choir and a special musical guest. MONDAY, DECEMBER 14th, 2009 - Boarding Homes Ministry Christmas Party. Every year we support the Boarding Homes Ministry by putting on a Christmas party for the men. BPC buys dinner, and the congregation supports by putting together gift baskets for the men in the home. The gifts you supply are much appreciated; for some of the men, these will be the only gifts they receive. You can help by committing to giving 10 similar items for the men, or by going together with someone else to give 10 items. Typical items might be: Personal Christmas Decoration; socks, mitts/gloves, hats, scarves, mug, picture frame, sweaters, Tim Hortons cards. If you prefer to give cash, the team will purchase items for you. Contact Mary Rae Shantz at mrs_504@hotmail.com NOTE: This email was sent to our church office in October, however, John still has not found an apartment. "My name is Laurie Matheson, and my husband and I are elders at St. Andrews Presbyterian Church in Fergus. Our 25 year old son, John, is starting at Centennial College in January 2010 for 12 months. He is looking for a basement apartment and we are asking if anyone in your congregation could help. Thank you" 1-519-843-7941 or jlmatheson@sympatico.ca OUT OF THE MOUTHS - The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 Decibels. The epistels were the wives of the apostles. One of the oppossums was St. Mathew who was also a taximan. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity, he preaches holy acrimony which is another name for marriage. Christians have only one spouse. This is called Monotony. Have a good week - MB
Tidbits November 27, 2009
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 27th, 2009 - Lots and lots of events and great things to do this weekend and throughout December. Something for everyone! SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 28th, 2009 - Beaches Annual Artists & Artisans Show - Many wonderful displays of creativity; come and have a coffee, come and have lunch; shop for Christmas pick up dessert at the bake table. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 28th, 2009 - St. Aidan's Anglican Church are welcoming back the Welsh Choir for a special Christmas concert. Concert at 7:30 pm Tickets $25.00 for information call 416-691-2222. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 29th, 2009 - FIRST SUNDAY OF ADVENT - join us to celebrate worship at 10.30 am - Rev. Matt McKay leading. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 29th, 2009 - St. Andrew's Church, King Street are hosting a Jazz Vespers service at 4:30 pm. "A Note of Hope" and will feature some of Toronto's top jazz musicians as they weave their music together with readings and prayers about the theme of Advent Hope. www.standrewstoronto.org/jazz SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 29th, 2009 - Tri-City Gospel Mens' Chorus present "Songs for the Soul" at Fallingbrook Presbyterian Church 7:00 pm ( 4 blocks east of Victoria Park on Kingston Road) www.fallingbrookpresbyterian.com WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 2nd, 2009 - St. Andrew's Church, King Street, are again offering Noon Meditations during Advent with the theme of "Peace on Earth". Three Wednesday's - for information 416-593-5600 or info@standrewstoronto.org THURSDAY, DECEMBER 3rd, 2009 - 7:00 pm - Beaches Advent International Film Festival presents it's second film in the series. The Advent theme "Peace" - "And When Did You Last See Your Father?" Join us for a fun evening. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4th, 2009 - Glen Soderholm's annual Christmas Concert. Good Shepherd Community Church, Warden & Steeles. 7:00 pm MISSION CAPSULES - Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support the two-point charge of St. Matthew's and Hardwood Lands Presbyterian Churches in Elmsdale and Hardwood Lands, Nova Scotia. As with many rural churches and those in small towns, these congregations are very much community oriented. A joint service is held whenever there are five Sundays in a month, alternating between the two churches. This service is lively and informal, and the music team balances old time gospel songs with more modern praise songs. New people who move into the community are drqwn to these churches because of the friendly, welcoming atmosphere. Let us pray for rural churches throughout Canada, and for St. Matthew;s and Hardwood Lands Presbyterian Churches as they reach out to their communities in the name of Christ. SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6th, 2009 - 10.30 am - Morning worship, followed by Pot Luck Lunch and open Refugee Committee meeting. Please bring something "Lunchy" to eat and something to share. At the same time our Amnesty International Letter writing campaign in celebration of Human Rights Day. SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6th, 2009 - 3:00 pm "To Drive the Cold Winter Away" The East York Choir celebrate the season with a concert at Eastminister United Church, 310 Danforth Avenue, (Chester Subway) - www.eastyorkchoir.ca - tickets $20.00, $15.00 seniors $10.00 students. SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6th, 2009 - Music at Glenview continues with a Christmas Carol Sing from 7:30 pm to 8:30 pm. Special guests the Chappell Sisters, Celtic Harp, voice, and Vince Peets on Guitar along with the Glenview Choir led by Michael Capon. Glenview Presbyterian Church, 1 Glenview Avenue, 3 blocks south of the Lawrence Subway. 416-488-1156 or www.glenviewchurch.ca SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13th, 2009 - 4:00 pm A dramatic reading of Charles Dicken's A Christmas Carol with musical interludes. This year we are joined by Colm Feore, Actor, Donna Feore, Director, Peter Oundjian, TSO, Tom Allen, CBC, Michael Brett, TCC, Lori Gemmell Harp, K-W Symphony, Larry Larson, Principal Trumpet, K-W Symphony, John Abberger, Oboe, Tafelmusik, Gretchen Abberger, Violin, Don Anderson, Piano, Wesley Allen, Bass, The Beaches Presbyterian Choir and a Special Musical Guest. Tickets $15:00 MORE FROM THE CHILDREN - these statements come from an elementary school test - they have not been retouched or corrected. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived they found Jesus in the manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. St. John the Blacksmith dumped water on his head. Jesus enunciated the golden rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained a man doth not live by sweat alone. It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance. Have a good week. Marlene Barnett
Tidbits November 19, 2009
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19th, 2009 - If you find yourself in Lindsay this weekend, check out their Christmas Craft Show. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22nd, 2009 - Join us for worship at 10.30 - Rev. Matt McKay leading. One week until Advent. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 26th, 2009 - aiff - The First Annual Advent International Film Festival. Throughout the weeks of Hope, Peace, Love and Joy join us as we explore the deep spiritual and theological themes of this wonderful season through the art of film Four Thursday evenings, four films. Check out our posters in the church. The first film will be The Shawshank Redemption - starring Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman. Note these films are intended for a mature audience. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 28th, 2009 - Beaches Annual Artists and Artisans Show and Sale. Come for lunch, come to shop. Bake Table and lots of wonderful gifts to get you all in the mood. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 28th, 2009 - St. Aidan's Anglican Church, are welcoming back the Welsh Choir for a special Christmas Concert. Concert at 7:30 pm Tickets $25.00 for information 416-691-2222 SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 29th, 2009 - Tri-City Gospel Mens' Chorus present "Songs for the Soul" at Fallingbrook Presbyterian Church - 7:00 pm - check out www.fallingbrookpresbyterian.com MONDAY, NOVEMBER 30th, 2009 - Beach United Church, 140 Wineva Avenue, Free Community Event - Climate Change 101 - 7:00 - 9:00 pm Hear stories from around the world about climate change impacts. Find out about actions you can take now to make difference. Free community event with film, discussion, hands-on tips and refreshments. Please pre-register BUCgreenteam@gmail.com Organized by the Beach United Church Green Team. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 2nd, 2009 - St. Andrews Presbyterian Church on King are again offering Noon Meditations during Advent. December 2nd, 9th and 16th. For information 416-593-5600 or info@standrewstoronto.org MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support the Rev. Jim and Ann Young as they work with the Presbyterian Church of Grenada. Jim ministers alongside the Rev. Osbert James at Belair Presbyterian Church, a small rural church. Anne teaches remedial English and math at MacDonald College, a Christian Secondary School where Jim also serves as Chaplain. In his blog, Jim writes, "Christ makes it clear the purpose of our faith lies in what we do outside ourselves, not within ourselves. A Christian is a person for others as Jesus was a person dedicated to others. Please continue to pray for us as we focus on what God's will is for our work here. Thank God with us each day for the opportunity to serve the people of our Island home." You can follow the Youngs' blog postings at http://www.jimandannyoung.blogspot.com/ SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6th, 2009 - The East York Choir led by Jenny Crober, presents a concert "To Drive the Cold Winter Away" celebrating the season with carols from around the world. Hanukkah, jazz and gospel selections. 3:00 pm Eastminister United Church, 310 Danforth Avenue Tickets $20.00, $15.00 seniors, $10.00 students. for information go to www.eastyorkchoir.ca tickets available on line. SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6th, 2009 - Music at Glenview presents a Christmas Carol Sing from 7:30 to 8:30 pm. Special guests the Chappell Sisters - Celtic Harp & voice and Vince Peets, Guitar. Glenview choir directed by Michael Capon will lead the carol singing and present special musical offerings. Glenview Presbyterian Church, 1 Glenview Avenue, 3 blocks south of Lawrence Subway. MORE "OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES" The greatest miricle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him! Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. David was a Hebrew King who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. When Mary heard she was the Mother of Jesus she sang the Magna Carta! Have a good week - MB
Tidbits November 12, 2009
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12th, 2009 - If you find yourself near Wasaga Beach this weekend, check out Christmas at the Beach Tour of Homes - 1-705-429-5169 SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15th, 2009 - Join us for worship at 10.30 - Rev. Matt McKay. Following the service, the Worship & Arts committee is hosting a brief two-part workshop for Sunday scripture readers. Have you served as a reader on Sunday - Would you like to? Grab a coffee and join us in the sanctuary for a fun time of exploration and learning. AND LATER THE SAME DAY - 7:00 pm A service of Ordination to the Ministry of Word and Sacraments for Jeffrey R. Crawford. Glenview Presbyterian Church, 1 Glenview Avenue, Toronto - off Yonge south of Lawrence. Jeffrey is being ordained to his service as the Youth Ministry Consultant for the Synod of Central, Northeastern Ontario and Bermuda. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 28th, 2009 - Beaches Annual Artists and Artisans Show. 11:00 am - 3:00 pm - Plan for Christmas shopping, plan to have lunch, bring your friends, bring your children, bring your mother and bring your wallet, it is always a great event. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 28th, 2009 - St. Aidan's Anglican Church, Queen and Silverbirch, are welcoming back the Welsh Choir for a special Christmas Concert. In addition to traditional Welsh songs and other favourites there will be Christmas carols for all to join in and sing, interspersed with readings from Dylan Thomas's "A Child's Christmas in Wales". Concert at 7:30 pm tickets are $25.00 - 416-6912222 FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4th, 2009 - Glen Soderholm's Annual Christmas Concert. This year for the first time it is being held in Toronto. Good Shepherd Community Church, Warden & Steeles, at 7:30. More later ... SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6th, 2009 - Pot luck lunch following worship. Our annual Amnesty International letter writing program, as well as, an open Refugee Committee Meeting will be held. MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support the Youth in Mission (YIM) program as it works to provide youth and young adults with exciting mission opportunities in Canada and around the world. YIM offers experience, service, life skills, faith growth, mission education, travel and new relationships. The rewards are personal and spiritual. YIM allows young people to put their faith into action, to experience different cultural settings and to see who they can contibute to society. Let us pray for YIM participants as they share in the work of Jesus Christ through action and expand their faith experience. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11th, 2009 - The Upper Canada Choristers proudly present a Christmas Concert "A Partridge in a Pear Tree" at Grace Church on the Hill, at 8:00 pm. - check them out at uppercanadachoristers.org v SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13th, 2009 - 4:00 pm - A reading of Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". So far the readers include Tom Allen, Michael Brett, Peter Oundjian from the TSO, actor Colm Feore and Director Donna Feore. Musicians include Lori Gemmell on Harp, John and Gretchen Abberger, Oboe and Violin, Larry Larsen, Trumpet. More details to come. This event will be in support of the Refugee Fund. WATCH FOR THE FIRST ANNUAL ADVENT INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL at Beaches Presbyterian Church. Advent the Season of Light and Hope. Details to follow ..... MORE "OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES" Moses led the Jews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread - which is bread without any ingredients! The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments! The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple! The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery! Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then, Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol! Have a good week. Marlene Barnett
Tidbits November 5, 2009
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5th, 2009 - If you find yourself out and about this weekend, check out the Showcase of the Arts, in Port Perry, Ontario. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7th, 2009 - Concert at Beaches - The Lost Pilgrims return. Reception at 6:30 Concert at 7:30. If you have never heard them, they play a mix of instruments - guitars, mandolin, flute and banjo. They perform a mix of gospel, blue grass and contemporary. Reserved tickets $12.50 at the door $15.00. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8th, 2009 - Join us for worship at 10.30 - led by Rev. Matt McKay - this week we celebrate Communion AND the baptism of Justin Greenley. Come celebrate with us. MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support chaplaincies at universities across Canada. The Ecumenical Chaplaincy at the University of Saskatchewan works in cooperation with inter-faith and ecumenical colleagues to support the spiritual needs of the university community by nourishing faith and building community among students. It is a team ministry, with peer ministers (students) working alongside the chaplain, Ursula Wiig. The students bring their own vision, skills and enthusiasm to the ministry, and are a great help to Ursula as she provides activities and pastoral support. Let us pray for the University of Saskatchewan's Ecumenical Chaplaincy as it provides a place of welcome and support. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 9th, 2009 - THE BEACH OUT OF THE COLD program at St. Aiden's will begin it's fourth season. They still need volunteers - three hours per month. outofthecold.beach@gmail.com WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 11th, 2009 - Remembrance Day. Rev. Matt McKay is joining other community leaders in a service of remembrance at 11:00 am in Kew Gardens. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 11th, 2009 - Local environmental group called the East Toronto Climate Action Group (ETCAG) are organizing a film and discussion night in the Beach at Cafe Florentin on Queen Street. 7:30 - 9:30 - 2110 Queen East. Film is The Power of Community. This is a FREE event but pre-registration is required as space is limited. Contact Martina at mrowley@toronto.ca or 647-208-1810. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15th, 2009 - 7:00 pm - A Service of Ordination to the Ministry of Word and Sacraments for Jeffrey R. Crawford. Glenview Presbyterian Church, 1 Glenview Avenue, Toronto. Jeffrey is being ordained to his service as the Youth Ministry Consultant for the Synod of Central, Northeastern Ontario and Bermuda. You might remember Jeffrey was one of our Student Ministers. All are welcome. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 28th, 2009 - Beaches annual Artists & Artisans Show. For information, or to volunteer your assistance, contact Marcia Livingstone livingstonem@rogers.com SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13th, 2009 - our second presentation of Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol. More information later, but do mark your calendars. NOTE - DON'T FORGET THE CALVARY FOOD BANK OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES! These came from an elementary school test. The spelling has not been changed. These Bible statements were all written by the school children. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off! Adam and Eve were created from an Apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears! Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a jezebel like Delilah! Samson slayed the Philistines with the Axe of the Apostles! Have a good week - hope to see you all at the concert! MB
Tidbits October 29, 2009
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29th, 2009 - If you are out and about this weekend you might take in the Art With a Heart Show & Sale in Oshawa this Saturday. www.artwithaheart.ca SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31st, 2009 - HALLOWEEN and don't forget to turn your clocks back. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1st, 2009 - All Saints Day - join us for worship at 10.30 - the nursery will be open. Rev . Matthew McKay leading. Following worship we are holding a "clean-up" day. Please plan to stay and help for an hour. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1st, 2009 - 3pm - Toronto Chamber Choir - Renaissance Soul Music. Kaffeemusik's first performance of the season features John Sheppard's Media Vita, a 6 part motet that begins "In the midst of life, we are in death". Exploring the theme of All Saints Day, uncovering music for the souls' repose by Renaissance composers. Christ Church Deer Park, Yonge & Heath Streets. Ticket prices; $20.00, $26.00 or $12.50 MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support Justice Ministries and the church to advocate for poverty reduction. "Our mission is service: a call to help people in need and to permeate all of life with the compassion of God" (Living Faith 9.1.3). We yearn for a world where every person has access to sufficient food, safe and secure homes and communities, access to health care and education, and participates fully in community life. Seven of ten provincial governments have or are developing programs to reduce poverty. October 17 is the International Day for the Eradication of Poverty. KAIROS: Canadian Ecumenical Justice Initiatives will produce a four page resource highlighting the connections between poverty and climate change, and suggest ways to mark this date. Justice Ministries would be delighted to speak with your presbytery or congregation. Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support Justice Ministries and the church to advocate for poverty reduction. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7th, 2009 - Concert at Beaches Presbyterian by the Lost Pilgrims Reception at 6:30 Concert at 7:30 - Tickets in advance $12.50 at the door $15.00 MONDAY, NOVEMBER 9th, 2009 - THE BEACH OUT OF THE COLD program at St. Aidan's church at Silverbirch and Queen will begin it's fourth season. They still need volunteers for three hours per month. For information go to - outofthecold.beach@gmail.com SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 28th, 2009 - Beaches Annual Artist's & Artisans Show. For information, or to volunteer your assistance, contact Marcia Livingstone livinstonem@rogers.com SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13th, 2009 - Tom Allen and Lori Gemmel are again presenting a reading of Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol. So far the readers are our own Tom Allen and Michael Brett. Peter Oundjian, conductor of the TSO, and Donna and Colm Feore. More information to come.....but, do mark this on your calendar. MORE NONSENSE: "By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere." Billy Crystal and the cardiologist's diet - If it tastes good, spit it out! Have a good week - MB
Tidbits October 23, 2009
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23rd, 2009 - Tonight 8:00 pm - a concert for PWS&D featuring Heather Chappell, Lori Gemmell and Tom Allen - music and stories. Glenview Presbyterian, 1 Glenview2 Avenue, three blocks south of the Lawrence subway off Yonge. www.glenviewchurch.ca SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24th, 2009 - Concert - featuring Glen Soderholm with stories from Adrian Plass. They have teamed up for a 17 city national tour and this will be their only Toronto stop. Walmer Road Baptist Church, Spadina north of Bloor. Advance tickets $10.00, Regular $15.00, Door $18.00 - the evening is in support of World Vision Canada. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25th, 2009 - Morning worship 10.30 am - led by Rev. Matt McKay. MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support Glenn and Linda Inglis as they work in Blantyre Synod with the church of Central Africa Presbyterian. There are currently 1.7 million communicant members in the synod, plus children and adherents. This is a very large denomination, with enormous responsibilities in witness to Christ's love. Glenn serves as Executive Director of the Blantyre Synod Development Commission, which initiates and coordinates development activities throughout Blantyre Synod. Linda is Ecumenical Officer for Blantyre Synod, assisting the synod with visitors from various church partnerships around the world. She writes, "Mission visits help people witness the wonderful faith and joy of Christians in the synod, and awaken people to the realities faced by everyday people in one of the world's poorest countries." Let us pray for Glenn and Linda as they continue this important work with our partner church in Malawi. ARTISTS' AND ARTISANS' SHOW - Marcia Livingstone is planning a display and sale of creche scenes in the narthex. If you would like to make a creche, talk to her after worship or email livingstonem@rogers.com. Use your imagination - you could use any media - paper, fabric, paint, clay, wood, metal whatever you choose. NOTE: This email was sent to our church October 15th. "My name is Laurie Matheson, and my husband and I are elders at St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church in Fergus. Our 25 year old son, John, is starting at Centennial College on Carlaw Avenue in January 2010 for a 12 month term. He is looking for a basement apartment and we are asking if anyone in your congregation could help. Thank you." jlmatheson@sympatico.ca SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1st, 2009 - CLEAN UP DAY - following worship, please, please plan to give us an hour to help clean up the property before the snow falls. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7th, 2009 - LOST PILGRIMS CONCERT - reception 6:30 concert 7:30. Advance tickets $12.50 - Door $15.00 Marlene Barnett - 416-261-2391 NONSENSE: "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx "Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was Shut Up!" - Joe Namath "Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you!" - Winston Churchill. "Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out." - Phyllis Diller Have a good week - Marlene Barnett
Tidbits October 15, 2009
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15th, 2009 - A good time to consider a drive to look at the leaves before they are all down. Brrrrr! STORY & SONG TOUR with Glen Soderholm and Adrian Plass. The first concert of their cross country tour is this evening in Guelph at 7.30 at the New Lifew Christian Reformed Church on Victoria Road. The only Toronto concert will be held at Walmer Road Baptist Church on Saturday, October 24th. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18th, 2009 - join us for morning worship at 10.30 - Rev. Matt McKay leading. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23rd, 2009 - PWS&D fundraiser concert featuring Lori Gemmell, CBC's Tom Allen and Heather Chappell. Glenview Presbyterian Church, 8:00 pm. For information - 416-488-1156 or visit www.glenviewchurch.ca MISSION CAPSULES - Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support the Rev. Dr. David Pandy-Szekeres as he works with the Reformed Church of the Sub-Carpathian Ukraine (RCCU) as Supervisor of External Missions and Director of Schools. Over the past year, the economic crunch has had a very negative impact on the operation of the four RCCU secondary schools. A lack of funding and a rise in energy and utilities costs meant that student fees were increased by 67% at a time when families were facing heightened uncertainty with respect to employment (or not working at all). Due to a high inflation rate, job losses and rising costs for food, family incomes are generally not sufficient to meet basic needs. Let us pray for David as he works to find funding to keep these schools operating during very difficult economic times, and for people in Ukraine who are struggling to make ends meet. ARTISTS' & ARTISANS' SHOW - at this year's annual show they are planning a display and sale of creche scenes in the narthex. If you would like to make a creche - or part of one - talk to Marcia Livingstone. It can be wood, metal, wire, clay, paint, fabric or even paper - use your imagination. livingstonem@rogers.com BEACH OUT OF THE COLD program at St. Aidan's Church at Silverbirch & Queen will begin it's fourth season of operation on November 9th. The program needs volunteers to greet, socialize with and serve dinner/breakfast to our homeless guests as part of a regular team. Each volunteer will donate three hours of service one Monday night/Tuesday morning per month for the winter season. Training and introductions to other team members are provided for everyone beforehand. People can select the kind of work that fits their skills, comfort level and schedules. If you would like to make a difference, contact them at outofthecold.beach@gmail.com SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7th, 2009 - Fundraising concert featuring The Lost Pilgrims at Beaches Presbyterian Church. Reception 6:30 concert 7:30. We are looking for finger food for the reception - call me if you can help - 416-261-2391 or barnettm@rogers.com MORE ..... Money can't buy you happiness ... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery! - Spike Milligan My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying ..... Rodney Dangerfield. I have never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back! - Zsa Zsa Gabor I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap - Bob Hope Have a good week - and remember the Calvary Baptist Food Bank - Marlene Barnett
Tidbits October 8, 2009
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8th, 2009 - I found out this week that during the big Flu epidemic in the '20's we were advised to go from the common cup to the little individual cups for communion! Here we are again! SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11th, 2009 - THANKSGIVING SUNDAY - Join us for worship and our regular communion service - Rev. Matt McKay leading. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15th, - NOVEMBER 8th, 2009 - STORY AND SONG TOUR. British author Adrian Plass and Glen Soderholm are joining together for a 17 city national tour. The opening concert will be held on October 15th at the New Life Christian Reformed Church in Guelph and they end the tour in Vancouver at the Sutherland Church on November 8th. The only Toronto concert is booked for October 24th, at Walmer Road Baptist Church. For information to go www.storyandsong.ca or www.ticketwindow.ca MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support Edmonton Urban Native Ministry as it works to build and strengthen relationships with First Nations people in inner city Edmonton. It serves people who are homeless, people with low incomes, and those receiving social assistance. It's drop-in centre is open four days a week, providing hot meals and a safe community. There is a small food and clothing bank, free music lessons, and free haircuts that help to build self-esteem. A weekly worship service is held every Sunday afternoon, followed by a meal. Let us pray for EUNM as it continues to build bridges of healing with First Nations people, reaching out in Christ's name to those in need. ARTISTS' & ARTISANS' SHOW - This year we are planning a display and sale of creche scenes in the narthex. Would you like to make a creche? It can be 3-D figures or a picture. You can use any media - paper, fabric, paint, clay, wood, metal etc. Use your imagination. Talk to me at church or let me know by email, if you would like to participate. Marcia Livingstone - livingstonem@rogers.com FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23rd, 2009 - 8:00 pm - Heather Chappell will be performing along with harpist Lori Gemmell and CBC's Tom Allen at a PWS&D fundraiser at Glenview Presbyterian Church. Information - www.glenviewchurch.ca - Office 416-488-1156. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7th, 2009 - Beaches welcomes back THE LOST PILGRIMS in concert - reception 6:30, concert 7:30. This is one of the few fundraisers scheduled for the fall. Bring a friend, bring your mother! GREAT ONE LINERS: Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year - Victor Borge Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain By all means, marry. If you get a good partner, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosoper - Socrates The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible - George Burns. Have a good week. MB
Tidbits October 2, 2009
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2nd, 2009 - Think of us this evening as we gather in front of a roaring fire to take the chill off, at our Women's Retreat. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3rd, 2009 - Concerts - The Lost Pilgrims at Guildwood 7.30. Cantemus Singers at Beach United Church 7:30 SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4th, 2009 - Join us for worship at 10:30 - It is World Communion Sunday - we will be led by Rev. Matt McKay. OCTOBER 15th - NOVEMBER 8th, 2009 - STORY & SONG TOUR - British author Adrian Plass will be joined by Glen Soderholm. The Story and Song tour is a tapestry of music and words woven together to both enrich and challenge the lives of those attending to love God with all their heart, mind and soul. The events are 2.5 hours long and combine times of talking, humour, storytelling, music, worship and a message of hope. The opening concert will be held on October 15th at the New Life Christian Reformed Church in Guelph. The only Toronto date is October 24th at Walmer Road Baptist Church. For more details www.storyandsong.ca MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support Hamilton Inner City Outreach Ministry at St. David's Presbyterian Church in Hamilton, Ontario. This ministry reaches out to children, youth and families in need in Hamilton's downtown core. It's Discovery Club offers children between the ages of 6-13 a wide variety of new experiences, including singing, cooking drama, crafts, carpentry and exposure to guest speakers. It is a safe space where kids can feel like they are part of a community, share a meal together (for some, their only meal of the day), and find someone who will listen to them. Let us pray for this vital ministry as it provides hope for a better future to those who otherwise would be living without hope. GREAT ONE LINERS: For those of you old enough to remember Red Skelton, you will enjoy these. For those of you not old enough, you will see what you missed. Recipe for the perfect marriage: Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays! We sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said, so I suggested the kitchen. Have a good week. MB
Tidbits September 24, 2009
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24th, 2009 - Live Simply, Love Generously, Care Deeply, Speak Kindly and Leave the rest to God. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26th, 2009 - Vince and Heather Chappell will be performing at this year's ARTWALK festival. They will perform on the outdoor stage at 11:00 am. The stage has been moved this year to the south lawn of the Artscape Wychwood Barns. The Barns are located on the East Side of Christie Street, just south of St. Clair Avenue. SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27th, 2009 - Rev. Matt McKay leads us in worship at 10.30. NOTE: Please be aware that Queen Street East will be closed due to a marathon from 7:00 am - 1:00 pm. The street will be closed from Kingston Road to Neville Park. There will be police at major intersections to aid in directing traffic north and south. Lee Avenue and Wineva. MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support Action Refugies Montreal (ARM) in downtown Montreal. ARM works in solidarity with refugees and refugee claimants by matching vulnerable refugee women with volunteers, facilitating the private sponsorship of refugees to Canada, and visiting people held in an immigration detention centre near Montreal. These are some of the worlds most vulnerable people, fleeing violence, conflict and poverty. Let us pray for this vital ministry as it brings hope to refugees seeking justice and safety in the greater Montreal region. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2nd - SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3rd, 2009 - Beaches Women's Retreat at Ganaraska Woods. Friday 7:00 pm to Saturday 7:00 pm. Our day away will be led by Rev. Emily Rogers-Bissett. Please consider joining us for this fun time away - a time for reflection, study, laughter, prayer, junk food plus some healthy food in a very relaxing country setting. Babies are welcome. Email Mary Rae Shantz for information - mrs_504@hotmail.com SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3rd, 2009 - 7:30 pm - The Lost Pilgrims concert at Guildwood Community Presbyterian Church. NOTE: The Lost Pilgrims in concert - are coming to Beaches November 7th, 2009 FYI One more Good Answers: There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying "Have you heard the latest dumb stunt the United States has done? They have sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the Tsunami victims. What do they intend to do, bomb them?" A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3000 people three meals a day; they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?" Have a good week. MB
Tidbits September 17, 2009
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17th, 2009 - Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away! SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20TH, 2009 - Join us for worship at 10.30 - Rev. Fairlie Ritchie leading - Rev. Matt and his family will be in England for a week. MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support Denise Van Wissen, a Nutrition Coordinator working with the Fraternidad of Maya Presbyterials in Guatemala. The Fraternidad Bible studies and theological training help women, who have too often been discriminated against for both their gender and their ethnicity, discover their value as children of God. Basic education and training in technical skills help women prepare for the work force and begin income-generating activities. The provision of small loans allows the women to start to grow businesses of their choice such as shoemaking, raising livestock and handicrafts. Educating mothers for healthy pregnancies and babies is a primary task in Denise's work, and for the past year she has had the opportunity to "practice what she preaches" with her own son, Jeremy Alexander. Let us pray for Denise and the women in Guatemala as they work to share God's love. FRIDAY OCTOBER 2nd - SATURDAY OCTOBER 3rd, 2009 - Beaches Women's Retreat will be held at Ganaraska Woods Retreat Center. Rev. Emily Bisset (Rogers) will lead us. It is for 24 hours - 7:00 pm Friday to 7:00 pm Saturday. Do join us for a great time - a time for women by women. Speak to Mary Rae Shantz - mrs_504@hotmail.com - we need to let the centre know our numbers and our price will depend on our numbers. The more of us who participate the cheaper it will be. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2nd, 2009 - The first of the "Music at Glenview Series" is taking place at 7:30 pm - and features Organist Kola Owolabi, concert organist. Owolabi is a graduate of St. Michael's Choir School, McGill University and Yale University and currently teaches organ at Syracuse University. visit www.glenviewchurch.ca SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3rd, 2009 - Concert - The Lost Pilgrims - 7:30 pm - Guildwood Presbyterian Church. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3rd, 2009 - 7:30 pm - Cantemus Singers present "Fairest Isle" a celebration of Early English Choral Music - Beach United Church, 2 Bellefair Avenue at Queen. 416-578-6602 More Good Answers: Robert Whiting, an elderly Canadian gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs office asked. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. The official replied " then you should know enough to have your passport ready". The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it". "Impossible. Canadians always have to show passports on arrival in France." The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I coudn't find a single Frenchman to show a passport to". Have a good week - Marlene Barnett
Tidbits September 11, 2009
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11th, 2009 - Eight years ago today - do you remember where you were? SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12th, 2009 - Heather Chappell and group will be playing at the Junction Arts Festival - for details go to www.junctionartsfest.com. SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13th, 2009 - We return to Sunday services; join us at 10.30 for renewal and communion. Rev. Matt McKay will lead. MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support Cariboo Presbyterian Church, a house church ministry that reaches out to people in rural and remote areas in the Cariboo region of British Columbia. The Revs. John Wyminga and Shannon Bell-Wyminga minister with house church fellowships in Nazko, Quesnel, Kluskus and Punchaw. Shannon writes, "there are continuing struggles in our region. The downturn in the economy, the continuing struggle of cattle ranchers to make ends meet and the ongoing crisis of addiction, poverty and despair among many First Nations people are only a few. These struggles only show how harassed and helpless we can be and how much we continue to need the overwhelming compassion and love of Jesus." Let us pray for house churches in the Cariboo region as they journey together, discovering and sharing God's love. MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21st - WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23rd, 2009 - John Bell of the Iona Community will lead a retreat - "Encounters with Jesus" at St. John's Convent Guest House, 233 Cummer Avenue, Toronto - 416-226-2201 - 305 email: guesthouse@ssjd.ca John Bell is a native of Kilmarnock, Scotland and lives in Glasgow. He is a theologian, hymn-writer, author, and broadcaster whose passion is for congregational song. He does not have a cell phone, driving license, camera, i-pod or wife. He has never eaten a Big Mac! The retreat begins at 4:00 pm Monday and ends at 1:30 pm Wednesday - the fees are $250.00 residential, $150.00 commuters with a $50.00 deposit. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2ND - SATURDAY OCTOBER 3RD, 2009 - Beaches Womens Retreat. Please join us for the Women's Day Away, a 24 hour retreat for the women of Beaches. The retreat is scheduled from 7:00 pm Friday evening to 7:00 pm Saturday evening. We will gather at Ganaraska Woods, a little bit of wilderness, not too far from the city. We will be led by Rev. Emily Bisset, for a time of reflection, study, laughter, prayer, junk food (and healthy food of course) and community. The cost will be confirmed based on our numbers but should be within the $60.00 - $80.00 range. Please sign up on the list in the church hall or contact Mary Rae Shantz mrs_504@hotmail.com if you are interested, (or even just curious). We will need to confirm our numbers ahead of time, so please let Mary kmow if you think you might be able to attend. Babes in arms are welcome, too. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3rd, 2009 - The Lost Pilgrims - an evening concert at Guildwood Community Presbyterian Church - for details call 416-261-4037 "GOOD ANSWERS" In France, at a fairly large conference, Steven Harper was asked by a French cabinet minister if Canadian involvement in Afghanistan was just an example of "empire building". He answered by saying, "Over the years, Canada has sent many of it's fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return." ... A Canadian Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the Canadian, U.S. English, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, "whereas Europeans learn many languages, North Americans generally learn only English." He then asked, "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?" Without hesitating, the Canadian Admiral replied, "maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German!" Have a good week - Marlene Barnett
Tidbits September 1, 2009
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 1st, 2009 - so, where did summer go? WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2nd, 2009 - Worship with us at 7:00 - Rev. Matt McKay leading. This will be our last Sunday on Wednesday service. We will return to Sunday worship on September 13th, 2009. It should be noted that during the summer months when we have had Sunday worship, our average attendance has been between 10 and 18 people. This summer we have averaged 30 - 32 people. Isn't that interesting. I personally would not have guessed. MISSION CAPSULES: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support the Rev. Edward Hoekstra as he works with the Church of Central Africa Presbyterian as Associate Minister of St. Columba Church in Blantyre, Malawi. Ed is involved in all areas of pastoral ministry at the church, but has special responsibility for the English language service. Ed is accompanied by his wife Jackie and two of their five children, Jacob and Nico. Jackie writes, " we represent so much more than Ed and Jackie and the kids. We represent the Presbyterian Church, the Body of Christ, the hands and feet of Christ, the desire for justice, companionship is suffering, possibilities of something new. We feel honoured to be among our brothers and sisters here, nurturing and encouraging them in their faith and having our faith strengthened by them." Let us pray for the Hoekstra family as they are witnesses to God's love in Malawi. NOTE: Presbyterian Music Camp for 2009 was a great success and was enjoyed by all who attended. The weather was typical, we had sun, and we had rain, but it did not dampen our collective spirit. BEACHES WOMEN'S RETREAT: OCTOBER 2nd and 3rd. It will be at Ganaraska Woods again, and will again be 24 hours. Friday 7:00 - Saturday at 7:00. So far we do not have a confirmed speaker or a confirmed price. However, please mark it on your calendars and look for more information soon. This is an event not to be missed. Speak to Mary Rae Shantz. MORE NONSENSE: The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran! A backward poet writes inverse. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects! Have a good week - Marlene Barnett
Tidbits August 3, 2009
MONDAY, AUGUST 3rd, 2009 - "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has!" Margaret Mead WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 5th, 2009 - "Sundays on Wednesdays" continues through August. Rev. Matt McKay leading worship. 7:00 pm MISSION CAPSULE: Jesus challenges us to love our neighbours as ourselves. Through Presbyterians Sharing ... we support Justice Ministries and advocate for the protection of vulnerable people. 760,000 Canadian children live in poverty, and an increasing number of Canadians are adversely affected by the economic downturn. Povery can be reduced. In March, during a series of pre-budget vigils, Ontario's faith communities, including a number of Presbyterians, prayed at Queen's Park, for the poor. Let us pray for those who are working towards a day when God's abundance will be shared equally by all members of society. SATURDAY, AUGUST 15th, 2009 - St. Aidan's Church - Queen East and Silverbirch - invite you for a fire-pit sing along on the church lawn. 7:00 pm - info - 416-691-2222 FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11th, 2009 - Commemorative Peace Vigil at the Community Centre 55 Millennium Peace Garden, at the south east corner of Coxwell & Eastern. 11:00 am - all are welcome to attend and participate, remembering the events at the Twin Towers in New York City, September 11th, 2001. For information and to confirm attendance: Gene Domagala 416-691-5229 - INTERESTING! The Liquor Control Board of Ontario reports that during the past year and in the current economic climate they have lost close to $6.5 million in thefts from their stores! NOTE: It is interesting to know that Buzz Aldrin took communion, administered by a Presbyterian Minister, shortly after Apollo II landed on the moon. MORE NONSENSE: A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said "No change yet". A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. A short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large! Have a good week - Marlene Barnett
Tidbits July 20, 2009
MONDAY, JULY 20th, 2009 - Last Monday CBC announced that it was the 40th anniversary of the moon landing. Last Tuesday, an American network announced that it was the 40th anniversary and again today, CTV announced that it was the 40th anniversary of the moon landing. I guess it's an ongoing celebration! WEDNESDAY, JULY 22nd, 2009 - 7:00 pm - Sundays on Wednesday's - worship led by Rev. Matt McKay. MISSION CAPSULE: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... support University Presbyterian Church, located in the Jane-Finch community of north-western Toronto. It is a very diverse neighbourhood, with one of the highest proportions of youth, sole-supported families, refugees, immigrants and public housing tenants of any community in Toronto. UPC's Mission Group has developed a "Reaching Up" ministry that provides free academic and art programs for school-aged children each day of the week. The ministry consists of a homework centre, music school, and youth mentoring program. Rev. Thomas Kim says that "University Presbyterian Church has become a "good news community" where members and friends worship God, encourage one another, grow in Christ's image and share the good news with Christian love". The congregation is growing so much that a second service was added in April. Let us pray for the vibrant and exciting ministry at University Presbyterian Church. PWS&D INFORMATION: Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Presbyterians Sharing and PWS&D? Presbyterian World Service and Development is the official development and relief agency of the Presbyterian Church in Canada. The work of PWS&D includes responding to emergency situations, long-term community development with international partners working in health, education, agriculture and income-generation and refugee sponsorship by Canadian congregations. PWS&D is also responsible for educating Canadian Presbyterians about global needs and issues and supports churches and organizations seeking to transform their communities by promoting justice, peace and the integrity of creation. PWS&D supports people and communities in Africa, Asia, Central America and Eastern Europe according to their need and regardless of their faith. It was decided upon formation, that PWS&D be financially separate from the other agencies of the church. PWS&D receives its funding directly from the Presbyterian constituency across the country, donations from individuals and from congregations, as well as from the Canadian International Development Agency. PWS&D does not receive funding from donations to Presbyterians Sharing ... therefore, congregations are encouraged to have a separate line on their donation envelopes for PWS&D. Check it out - www.presbyterian.ca/pwsd/about or www.presbyterian.ca/presbyteriansssharing MORE NONSENSE: Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "you stay here; I'll go on a head". I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me! A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the grass"! Enjoy - Marlene Barnett
Tidbits July 14, 2009
TUESDAY, JULY 14TH, 2009 - Today is the 40th anniversary of the moon landing! Where were you? WEDNESDAY, JULY 15th, 2009 - Join us for Sunday's on Wednesday worship service; 7:00 - Rev. Matt McKay leading. BEACHES HISTORY: During Drew Stricklands time at Beaches, he contacted a friend of his, who is also a Presbyterian minister and a part-time carpenter, and whose name I no longer remember, to build a cross to hang in the sanctuary. During a visit to Beaches he found a broken pew in the old gym and noted that "there is a cross in here". He took the pew with him and delivered the cross at a later time. So, the cross in our sanctuary has always been a part of our sanctuary. MISSION CAPSULE: Our gifts to Presbyterians Sharing ... help Rev. Joanne Kim and North Peace Territorial Ministry provide outreach to many communities in the North Peace region of Alberta, an area of approximately 47,000 square kilometres. Rev. Kim conducts two services every Sunday, travelling around 120 KLm's. The ministry is made up of Strang Presbyterian Church in Dixonville ( the northernmost Presbyterian Church in Canada!) and the North Peace Korean Ministry in Peace River. On the surface, the two congregations are quite different - Strang is an aging congregation in a farming community, while the Korean congregation is made up of young business people and professionals. Yet both congregations seek to serve and love God and others, and are grateful for God's grace and faithfulness. Let us pray for NPTM as it reaches out in God's love to serve people in Peace River. MORE NONSENSE: A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering! Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie! A hole has been found in a nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it! Atheism is a non-prophet organization! Have a good week. Marlene Barnett |
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